Women's Not Slim, Kinda Shady Ugly Christmas Sweater
A pair of twill woven shorts featuring slanted front pockets, buttoned back pockets, a zip pocket, buttoned waist, and keychain loop.
Will the real not slim, kind of shady please stand up? No thanks, we just had Christmas dinner. We’ll let you know when we’re ready to stand. We were sick of everyone asking us to stand up at random moments, so we decided to wear our identity proudly in the Women's Not Slim, Kinda Shady Ugly Christmas Sweater. It’s time everyone knew the truth.
Care: MACHINE WASH COLD, ONLY NON-CHLORINE BLEACH WHEN NEEDED, HANG DRY, COOL IRON ON REVERSE SIDE OR DRY CLEAN Material: 100% ACRYLIC Measurements: MODEL IS 5'8", 34"-26"-35" WEARING SIZE SMALL